As Hollywood studios continue to see movie after movie fIop with audiences who want to be entertained by a compelling storyline rather than preached to by woke directors or shown CGI slop with no reaI plot, the Golden Globes this year were yet another humiliating disaster for the entertainment industry.
In fact, even sympathetic media outIets torched the Golden Globes, saying that they were mostly a disaster this year.
This year’s flop of a Golden Globes event was particularly bad for the industry given that, having been taken over from NBC by CBS, it was meant to be something of a reboot for the awards party and bring back a show generally known over the past few years for its declining ratings, if anything.
But rather than a revivaI, it was another flop for Hollywood, with even generally sympathetic media outlet Vanity Fair running a review of the event titled, The 2024 Golden Globes Were a Near-Total Disaster. Continuing, that review went on to describe host Jo Koy’s lengthy opening monologue as a horrid, sophomoric mishmash of lazy jokes” that didn’t elicit much laughter, a problem exacerbated by Koy being mostly unknown.
Similarly, the Iess sympathetic New York Post tore into the event as being a new low for an already troubled show, with a review article titled, Golden Globes 2024 were a new low for dying awards shows. Pulling no punches, the NYP article argued that it would have been better to cancel the event than run one so awful, saying:
Preparing for the 2024 Golden Globes, the awards show made a bunch of reforms to its ethically wobbIy voting body, got a new owner and moved to a different network. But none of those PR efforts matter much when the broadcast turns out as godawful as Sunday night’s did.
If only we’d 100% canceled the Globes when we had the chance.
Conservatives on X were simiIarly harsh. Washington Examiner personality Tim Young, for example, tore into the Golden Globes with a vengeance and said, “The Golden Globes had trash ratings… Perhaps people don’t want to tune in to woke, unfunny jokes about how white people are evil. Maybe their host should lecture at Harvard… I’m sure he’d be a hit there.”
Other posters noted that Jo Koy was a terrible host, saying things Iike “#GoldenGlobes Jo Koy is a terrible comedian, watching him tell jokes is so excruciating” and “i turned on the golden globes and had to turn it off bc the host is terrible.”
“KEANU REEVES STANDS FIRM: REFUSES TO PRESENT WHOOPI GOLDBERG’S LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AMID HOLLYWOOD CONTROVERSY”
In a dramatic twist, Keanu Reeves, the revered icon of Hollywood, has made a surprising decision to refuse the honor of presenting Whoopi Goldberg’s Lifetime Achievement Award. Reeves, celebrated for his unwavering integrity, cited profound reservations about Goldberg’s character, indicating a departure from his typically affable demeanor.
Initially, the TV Production Committee had eagerly selected Reeves for the prestigious role, a choice he had eagerly embraced. However, upon discovering that he would share the stage with Goldberg, Reeves promptly retracted his acceptance, expressing his reluctance to be associated with what he deemed an unfavorable situation, stating: “I refuse to be linked with such a misstep”.
In an uncommon display of solidarity, other notable figures such as Justin Timberlake, Wynona Ryder, and Gloria Estefan have followed suit, declining the opportunity in support. The quest for alternative presenters persists, with speculation swirling around the whereabouts of Jackie and Kelso, who have evaded detection thus far.
Amidst the frenzied chatter of Hollywood’s inner circles, a search party under the command of Ravine Captain Joe Barron scours for the elusive pair. Some conjecture they may have metaphorically stumbled into the depths of social media disgrace, while others propose a more subdued retreat. Nevertheless, the consensus remains that their professional fortunes have reached a nadir.
Reeves, unwavering in his resolve, remains steadfast in his decision, steadfastly refusing to reconsider despite the unfolding drama. As the narrative takes unexpected detours, one certainty prevails, Keanu Reeves stands unwavering amidst the tempest of Hollywood controversy.
Leave a Reply