Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
“WYNONNA JUDD BREAKS SILENCE AFTER SHOCKING CMA AWARDS SCANDAL!”
Wynonna Judd is speaking out after fans shared their worries about her health on Wednesday night.
Judd, 59, and Jelly Roll, 38, performed together to open the CMA Awards with Jelly Roll’s song “Need a Favor.” During their performance, Judd was seen holding onto Jelly Roll, which made many fans concerned about how she was feeling.
After the show, Judd posted a video on her social media to talk to her fans about their concerns.
She captioned her video with, “Don’t read the comments,” referring to the worried messages from fans.
In the short clip, Judd admits she read the comments before stating “I’m just gonna come clean with y’all.”
“I was so freaking nervous.”
When Jelly Roll asked Wynonna Judd to open the show with him, she was thrilled but also very nervous.
“I got out there and I was so nervous that I just held on for dear life. And that’s the bottom line,” Judd said.
After her performance, she talked to Entertainment Tonight (ET) about why she decided to join Jelly Roll on stage.
“I have to show up for people like people did for me,” Judd told ET. “That’s my job now, to pass it on. People have been so generous with me, and now it’s my turn to be generous with people like Jelly Roll.”
You can watch their beautiful performance in the video below:
We’re glad to hear that Wynonna Judd is okay. She’s had a tough couple of years.
Let’s hope that her 2024 is better than the previous years.
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