Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I recently bought this certified Black Angus bull for $6,500.
He would not even look at a cow when I let him out with the herd; instead, he would just eat grass.
That bull was starting to look like more than I had paid for him. In any case, I asked the veterinarian to examine him.
The bull, he observed, was maybe a touch young, but otherwise in excellent health.
I was given certain medications by him to give him once a day.
In just two days, the bull began tending to all of my cows! He even managed to go beyond the fence and mated with every cow owned by my neighbor!
He resembles a machine. I’m not sure what was in the tablets that the veterinarian gave him. Nonetheless, they have a peppermint-like flavor.
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