Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
Artist immediately brings the audience to tears with her beautiful performance of “Imagine”
Chris Kläfford, a Swedish musician known for his rock background, captivated audiences during the fourteenth season of America’s Got Talent. For his audition, he chose to perform John Lennon’s iconic song “Magine”, a deeply moving performance that was well received by both the audience and the judges.
Many in the audience were visibly moved and tears were seen during his performance. The judges were extremely impressed and unanimously approved Chris to advance to the next stage of the competition
His subsequent performances continued to impress, including a memorable standing ovation for his original song “Something Like Me” during the Judges Cuts. Throughout the competition, Chris demonstrated his impressive range and emotional resonance as an artist.
Watch Chris Kläfford’s heartfelt rendition of “Imagine” on America’s Got Talent in the video below.
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