Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Tackling Child Trafficking: Mel Gibson’s Powerful Film, “Sound of Freedom”
One of the most horrible problems in society today is child trafficking, which causes misery to innumerable innocent lives. Mel Gibson’s most recent film, “Sound of Freedom,” illuminates this grim reality with its impressive message and ensemble of celebrities. To many’s astonishment, nevertheless, major streaming services have ignored this significant movie, which begs the question of Hollywood’s real intentions.
Revealing the Startling Truth
“Sound of Freedom,” which is based on the actual tale of Tim Ballard and his group, Operation Underground Railroad, delves deeply into the subject of child exploitation. It reveals the unsettling reality that lies behind the glitter and extravagance of the film business. However, Hollywood doesn’t appear to want to give it the credit it merits.
The Elite of Hollywood Are Suspected
There have been allegations made against well-known personalities, including Oprah Winfrey, who have relationships with people like Harvey Weinstein and John of God. These allegations, which raise the possibility that Hollywood’s elite is involved in the cover-up of these horrible crimes, add fuel to the fire of suspicion. Their own interests seem to take precedence over the wellbeing of youngsters who are at risk.\
Taking on Hollywood’s Dirty Underbelly
The paucity of coverage “Sound of Freedom” received in the media is a sobering reminder of Hollywood’s reluctance to face its own dark secrets. It makes us wonder who in Tinseltown, the city of dreams, we can really trust. Mel Gibson, though, won’t say no.
Mel Gibson Discloses His Opposition to Covert Plans
The well-known actor and filmmaker Mel Gibson has bravely spoken out against Hollywood’s secret purpose. His voice adds to the increasing number of people who are calling for justice and answers for the victims of child trafficking. He hopes to spur action against this horrific crime and increase awareness through his film.
Motivating Action in Film
The song “Sound of Freedom” is a global audience call to action. Gibson hopes to inspire us to rally, take a position, and defend the defenseless by demonstrating the potency of narrative and film. If we work together, we can change things.
Delivering a Message Clearly: Safeguarding the Innocent
Encouraging movies like “Sound of Freedom” makes it very evident that we will not put up with the exploitation and abuse of children. It’s time for Hollywood to face its dark truths and put the welfare of the weakest members of society first.
Participate in the War Against Child Trafficking
Raise your voice in the struggle against the trafficking of children. When we work together, we can change things and put an end to this unfathomable horror. Join us in the battle against child trafficking by standing with us.
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