Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Boss Notices Scar on His Cleaning Lady and Emotionally Embraces Her
Caleb, a wealthy businessman, was absorbed in his company’s annual report one busy Monday morning when an unexpected encounter changed everything. A janitor entered his office, a woman in her late 50s, carrying cleaning supplies. The moment he looked up, he was struck by her astonishing resemblance to his late mother, who had been gone for 28 years.
Caleb’s heart raced. He invited her in, intrigued and bewildered by her familiarity. She introduced herself as Michelle, a recent hire, and mentioned that she had just moved to town two weeks ago. Despite her cheerful demeanor, Caleb felt a strange connection. The more he looked at her, the more memories of his mother resurfaced, especially a distinctive scar on her arm that mirrored one he had seen in an old photograph.
As Michelle tidied up the office, Caleb’s curiosity grew. He inquired about her scar, only to learn that Michelle suffered from amnesia and could not recall her past beyond twenty years. This revelation sent shivers down Caleb’s spine, igniting a mixture of hope and skepticism. Could she truly be the mother he thought he had lost?
Overwhelmed by his emotions, Caleb shared the unsettling coincidence that Michelle bore an uncanny likeness to his mother, who had died in a car accident when he was just a baby. Both had the same scar. Fueled by a need for answers, Caleb proposed a DNA test to confirm their relationship, an idea that surprised them both yet felt essential.
The drive to the hospital was laden with tension. Caleb wrestled with his thoughts, torn between disbelief and a flicker of hope. What if this woman was indeed his mother? The possibility left him both excited and terrified. He recalled the day he stumbled upon an old photograph of a woman with a child, a picture that had cast shadows on his understanding of his family history. His father had always maintained the story of his mother’s tragic death, but the resemblance of this stranger brought a flood of questions rushing back.
Years ago, during a home repair with his father, Caleb had unearthed the photograph tucked beneath the floorboards. Written on the back were words that sent his world spiraling: “Baby Caleb with Mommy. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart”. The woman in the photo didn’t resemble Olivia, his father’s wife, raising doubts about his past.
Upon arriving at the hospital, they hurried to the reception desk to request the DNA test, emphasizing the urgency of their situation. Hours stretched endlessly as they awaited the results. In the interim, Michelle recounted her fragmented memories, recalling waking up in the woods after an accident, a tale that left Caleb haunted by the uncertainty of her past.
When the nurse finally returned, the results were staggering. A maternity rate of 99.99% confirmed what Caleb had dared to hope, Michelle was indeed his mother. The revelation brought an overwhelming wave of emotion, and Caleb embraced her, tears streaming down his face. However, as joy surged, questions about his father’s deceit surfaced. Why had he lied about Michelle’s fate?
Determined to confront the truth, Caleb drove Michelle to his father’s mansion, apprehensive yet resolute. Michelle approached the door, heart racing, while Caleb stayed in the car, watching. The moment William, his father, opened the door, disbelief washed over him.
Under the guise of a stranger offering a gift set, Michelle engaged William in conversation. As she spoke, he noticed her scar, a chilling reminder of a long-lost love. It was a defining moment, and tension hung thick in the air. As the conversation unfolded, William’s demeanor shifted, recognition dawning on him. Panic began to bubble beneath his composed exterior.
The encounter spiraled as Michelle’s growing anxiety collided with William’s mounting fear. When she made an innocent comment about familiarity, it triggered a rush of suppressed memories in William, leaving him visibly shaken.
Seizing the moment, Michelle turned to leave, sensing the danger brewing. Caleb watched closely, heart pounding, as she rushed to her car and climbed inside. The night wore on, and as she settled into the driver’s seat, she relayed the harrowing experience to Caleb, who knew they were on the brink of unveiling dark family secrets.
As night deepened, Caleb found himself parked outside Michelle’s house, waiting in a borrowed car, anxiety gripping him. He watched as his father’s vehicle pulled up to the curb. Caleb’s heart raced when William crept toward the backyard, eyes darting in the dim light.
William entered the house stealthily, a knife glinting ominously in his hand. What followed was a heart-stopping moment that saw the light of truth expose the darkness of his past. In a shocking twist, William discovered a human effigy lying in bed, the panic of his mistake overwhelming him.
In the ensuing chaos, police officers burst in, catching him off guard. Michelle had anticipated the danger, and her preparedness led to William’s arrest. In a tense interrogation room, he finally broke down, confessing to the crime he had committed years ago, the murder of his first wife, Jennifer, in a fit of fear and desperation.
William’s revelation unraveled the twisted tale of betrayal and loss, exposing the depths of his deceit. He had let the years of lies consume him, and now the truth emerged, irrevocably changing Caleb’s understanding of his family history. With the weight of their shared past finally lifted, Caleb and Michelle faced a new chapter together, embracing the bond that had survived years of separation and lies.
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