“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Tom Selleck’s Saddest Day Of His Life
Tom Selleck’s Heartbreak: Reflecting on the Loss of His Father, In the dazzling realm of Hollywood, even iconic figures like Tom Selleck experience profound sorrow.
The day he bid farewell to his cherished father remains etched as the saddest in his life, Beyond the spotlight, Selleck stands as a symbol of resilience, paying tribute to his father’s legacy through his craft and values. Today, let’s extend our sympathies and acknowledge the person beyond the actor, offering strength as Selleck navigates the universal journey of loss.
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