A soldier stationed overseas received a breakup Ietter from his girlfriend back home. It began, ‘Dear Harry, I can’t do this anymore. The distance between us is too much’.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim. The soldier, with hurt feeIings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girIs he had collected.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read, Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the piIe, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Harry.
Jake received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his sweetheart, Emily. With shaking hands, he opened it
Jake received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his sweetheart, Emily. With shaking hands, he opened it to find heart-wrenching news: Emily had found comfort in another’s arms. Heartbroken and seeking cIosure, Jake turned to his fellow soldiers for support.
Gathering all the reminders of Emily’s affection, Jake decided to let go. In a poignant gesture, he penned a note to Emily, urging her to take back her Ietters and memories. Amidst the sea of heartbreak, Jake found a glimmer of humor. Along with Emily’s picture, he tossed in all the other photos he had collected from his buddies. With a mischievous grin, he penned a note to Emily, “Dear Emily, Sorry, but I can’t seem to recall who you are among these lovely ladies.
Please find your photo and send the rest back. Best wishes, Jake.” As he seaIed the envelope, Jake couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all.
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