Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.

Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me – excuse me?

Her – you are wasting our bags!

Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her – that’s not my job!

Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.

Her – why are you using two bags?!

Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.

Her – exactly.

Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.

*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.

*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

Her- never mind you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.

Ноw То Сlеаn а Fаn Withоut Таking It Араrt

Fans are essential during summer, but they accumulate dust and bacteria, affecting their performance and your health. Regular cleaning is necessary. Here’s a simple trick to clean your fan without taking it apart.

Materials Needed:

  • Half a basin of water
  • Washing powder
  • Fabric softener
  • White vinegar
  • Water
  • Plastic bag

Steps:

  1. Prepare the Cleaning Solution: Mix water and washing powder in a spray bottle. Spray this solution on the fan’s grille and use a cleaning brush to scrub it clean.
  2. Clean the Fan Blades: Mix white vinegar and fabric softener in another spray bottle. Spray this solution onto the fan blades to allow the mixture to penetrate and loosen the dust.
  3. Dust Removal: Place a plastic bag over the fan and turn it on. The running fan will suck up the dust, which will collect inside the plastic bag.

Why These Ingredients:

  • Washing Powder: Cleans and disinfects effectively.
  • White Vinegar: Disinfects and helps to moisten and clean dirt off the fan blades.

This method ensures your fan stays clean, operates efficiently, and maintains a healthier environment in your home.

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